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knee pads

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.
girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads
by cool guy11111 April 8, 2010
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Parasite

Any website whose sole purpose is to relieve its visitors of money, promising unfeasably poor services in return, although of course, you don't realise this until you've signed over your grandmother. Examples of parasites include E-Cards sites, Mobile Phone ringtone download sites (Jam**er), the various Outlook smiley plugin sites, microsoft.com.
I downloaded the new Crazy Frog ringtone from some parasite, and now Im having my home reposessed.
by Enot-Bitter July 21, 2008
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Maxi Pads

a kid who is extremely lazy;
will ask you to make him food, help him up, and also mooch rides, and cigarettes off of you.
often associates themselves with the "punk" genre but is too lazy to participate in any actual music making processes;
extremely vain and full of themselves,
relating their actions to that of Jesus Christ and wears clothes that are way too small and is in a neverending quest to get laid;becomes extremely obnoxious when intoxicated

also known as a feminine care product
"I'm the shit I am a sleezy dude, I am such a 77 punk and I'm lazy as hell... I am Maxi Pads"
by DoichBag March 8, 2009
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parasaurolophus

This is a dinosaur that you will never remember. If you do remember it, you owe me one.
We've spared no expense. (Parasaurolophus)
by Fat Washington September 26, 2018
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human parasite

A Human Parasite is a person who antagonise others without any reason at all. unlike Human Predators which include drug dealers, robbers,and other criminals who are all committing acts of aggression for an immoral purpose, human parasites

hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.
A Human Parasite is a person or group of people who antagonise others either verbally or physically without any strong motive for

Example One:

Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"

Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"

Examples 2:

High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"

High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"
by Blue Callor Joe December 19, 2018
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Parasite

Not to be confused with wordParasyte/word, this is a life-sucking organism that lives off the host.
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
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the parascope

n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.
Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.

Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
by MB DUB February 22, 2006
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