passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!

that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Passing Strange

To be black and to act like the typical black person that others want you to be when you are really not. Used in the Broadway show of the same name.

I will go to Morehouse, and join a frat so I can be Passing Strange like the rest of those negroes.

by Lweber584 June 19, 2008

Ass Passing

Your partner farts in your mouth while you're eating out their ass. You then proceed to keep the fart in your mouth and pass it to your partner via a kiss.

Daisy was ass passing with Coke Spice.

by PeoplesChamp!!! November 15, 2007

passing thought

A sudden idea

Hey, I just had a passing thought. Do you need help making the shelves level?

by Internet Developer December 29, 2017

textual harassing

To irritate or torment persistently via text messaging.

This guy keeps "textual harassing" me, I wish he would leave me alone!!

by Renfrow October 14, 2008

passing out

you're extremely tired, so you need to pass out right abut now.

I should be passing out right now .

by ktx3 January 5, 2009

Bench pressing

To sit on a bench reading a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

If someone says they benched 250 yesterday, it means they waited exactly 2 minutes 50 seconds before their bus showed up.

"I was bench pressing the other day and learned that a two headed whale was discovered on the shores of Sweden!!!"

by meatloafed January 10, 2010