Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.

"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"

by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021

paralussy

yo girls pussy if shes paralyzed.

Dayum baby lemme eat that paralussy tonight..

by cmay314 August 27, 2022

The Parallels

If something has a parallel, it is similar to something else, but exists or happens in a different place or at a different time.

A person or thing that corresponds to or has the same function as another person or thing in a different place or situation.

Before, a guy named Taufiq was standing on top of the shoulder of a strong giant ape, but now, he is shrunk down to a tiny size and is standing on top of the shoulder of a strong female rock climber. I can see the parallels.

Alex Puccio, a very strong female rock climber with a ripped body has a tiny shrunken Taufiq standing on her shoulder, whereas before, it was King Kong who has Taufiq standing on his shoulder. Oh the parallels...

by Shrunken Taufiq June 29, 2022

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

Love Parallelogram

3 men fighting for one women, like a love rhombus, but two of the three men end up being gay for each other, ultimately leaving the last man to the woman, or vice versa, the women choosing a man and the other two end up gay for each other.

Their relationship story is so ridiculous, you might as well say it’s a love Parallelogram!

by LittleHoo September 16, 2023

your moms parallel

When's someones mom is so flat, that their chest and ass are parallel

Cade: Hey man, your moms parallel
Gino: Ha, thats funny, cause its true

by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016

parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.

Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.

by larry January 1, 2004