pantis

The mysterious fold of fat tucked under the pants on the front side of an older obese man or woman. It is also known as "front butt". It insists the viewer to ask him/her the question, "what the fuck is that?"

I hope I don't have a pantis when I get old so I still have visual evidence that I do have genitals.

by Showjo March 27, 2009

Grampy Panties

The male form of granny panties.

The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.

Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.

"Dang, check out his grampies!"

"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."

by Mury&Hanyah[[: October 19, 2009

cream my panties

when a female sees an attractive guy and gets a sudden arousal in the genital area.

"omg that guy just made me cream my panties"
"that boy is so fine i just creamed my panties"
"ohh girl i just creamed my panties"

by Mary nguyen January 13, 2008

pantied

1. For whatever reason that makes a man wear panties instead of the normal attire that society accepts. Sometimes they like the softer fabrics that y-fronts does not have, unless you pay 50 dollars per pair of male briefs online. Some may be creeps but they are like any other guy, just a bit easier to exploit, and probably kinkier. Destined to be a cuckold if not careful.
Remember girls, if your boyfriends are too confident, panty whip them and they will become submissive and feel vulnerable.

2. Spoiled Girl who still wear granny panties even at the wrong time.

1. Generic Girls 1:
Girl 1:Dude I totally got Johnny pantied!
Girl 3:I knew it! The panty lines!
Girl 2:Look at him when hes bending over!
Girl 3:So that's why he wear granny panties
Girl 1:Fuck yeah, straight from his momma.
Girl 3: lol

2. Generic Dude 2:
Yeah we were gonna have sex but she was still pantied so I went for her mouth instead, damn I'm lazy.

by Whatever you want me to be April 6, 2009

Badger Panties

Term for a woman who is shy or reserved at first but then becomes a bit different in a sexual situation

Ann was all quiet and reserved at dinner but when we went back to her place, she was all Badger Panties in the bedroom

by Klandethu December 28, 2009

Instant Mayo Panties

The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.

Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.

Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.

by The Pens Broads June 5, 2009

panties

a word that instantly gets your attention if spoken by a woman.

"I went through customs on my trip back from Cancun, and they went through my luggage, panties and all"
"Tell me more!"

by wordsmithy February 24, 2008