Beta Orbiter

The non Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around and pedestalizes women in hopes they can get their foot in the door and get chosen or laid.

That guy is always cheesing in women's faces and "liking" their Facebook posts...such a typical Beta Orbiter.

by PedatEbediyah February 2, 2015

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orbiter

A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.

by bladelaw January 3, 2006

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Rock and roll singer and songwriter with distinctive voice, highly regarded by the likes of Elvis Presley and Bob Dylan. Perhaps best known for "Only the Lonely", "Crying", and "Pretty Woman". Many of his songs focused on his emotions and feelings and had a slight tone of vulnerability, in contrast to the more masculine rock n'roll image at the time.
Stagnated in the 70's but returned shortly before his death in '88 with "You got it".

Roy Orbison was one of the greats

by John1001 October 26, 2014

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Orbital stalking

The act of stalking someone via satellite imaging programs such as Google Earth.

Friend 1: Hey dude, I just got that girls number and address. I wonder what her house is like!
Friend 2: Why don't you do some Orbital stalking to find out?

by Spökmacka July 22, 2010

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beta orbiter

A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.

= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?

– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.

by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016

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