Cruiser: "Well I thought I would enlist before I got drafted."
Sgt. Hulka: "Son there is no draft anymore."
Cruiser's response: "There was one?"
Sgt. Hulka: "Son there is no draft anymore."
Cruiser's response: "There was one?"
by rek40 August 19, 2011

by Lily_of_Geeks August 29, 2009

"Have you seen that Kate Moss. She's got tits like fried eggs but I'd certainly slip her one."
Mario: "How many marks would you give Princess Peach, out of two?"
Luigi: "Hmm. I'd give her one."
Mario: "How many marks would you give Princess Peach, out of two?"
Luigi: "Hmm. I'd give her one."
by HMB July 12, 2003

The phrase that people say that suck at everything but is the best in their little village where they live when they lose in a team-based. Normally followed by a really bad yo momma joke.
John: God dude, you really suck at everything.
Gaylord: what, you wanna go one on one, because I'm in your mom's bed.
John: (pause) Wow... really?
Gaylord: what, you wanna go one on one, because I'm in your mom's bed.
John: (pause) Wow... really?
by JoshRoxxx August 26, 2008

Referring to a person of lower quality than yourself. Equivalent to "you people" as spoken by Ross Perot in 1992 at an NAACP meeting.
McCan calls Barack Obama "that one" during the debate on Oct 7, 2008. On July 11, 1992 candidate Ross Perot referred to the members as "you people". It was widely assumed to be a racial remark.
by Altar Eggo October 7, 2008

by D~Legal July 12, 2005

by e-dog 3 January 22, 2018
