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Das Nooben

A term used in anger to yell at a noob for doing something distasteful. Usually used when Hitler Rageing, due to its Germanic sound. Also a crafty way to avoid conforming to the general population of people who overuse noob.
Online Video gamer: *obviously losing* Das Nooben, I Sheizen un der facen! Das Cheapen moves shall be un END!

Friend: STOP WITH THE DAMN Hitler Rage!
by Johnnyctant December 14, 2010
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nober

Nober is a self-invented word used to describe a penis when it is not erect. Nober derives from "no boner" or boner with the B and N switched.
My nober is three inches but my boner is seven.
by ShoopKiller August 29, 2004
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Noobermensch

The Uber Noob of the internet. One who joins Blogs and gaming sites and asks too many damn questions about how to do things. Noob, Noob, Noob! Shut Up! Also, they are the ones who get killed the quickest and drag the rest of the team down.
Shut the F*** up you damn Noobermensch! Your ruining the game!
by daveman808 August 25, 2009
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Niobe

A really nice fun girl who loves god. She doesn’t know how to handle her feelings well.if she falls in love with someone, those feelings won’t ever go away. Good luck for her boyfriend... cares for everyone and doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings but if you piss her off step back like 80 feet. She has curly hair and loves it. Niobe is gorgeous, she has self confidence and not really insecure about anything. Everyone loves her and wants to be her friend.
Niobe is so pretty and friendly
by Yea yea yeasts December 8, 2020
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noobed out

To be exausted and overcome by recent events. Extremely tired and ready to go to bed.
Man, I got 3 hours of sleep last night, and I ran a marathon today. I'm just about noobed out for the day.
by halter-da-man February 13, 2005
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noobed

When your beaten in a competitive multiplayer game by a complete noob who has been playing less that a day and you have been playing for years.
Dude, your little brother just noobed me in halo.
by AltCoder April 30, 2005
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nober

the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely shitfaced, or piss drunk.
"are you sober?"
"naw man. I'm completely nober."
by mewmewkachoo December 5, 2011
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