Notification Sniped

When you press a button at the top of your phone (eg back), and a notification pops up in the motion of pressing the button that you you accidentally press it and open something you don’t want to open.

Damn bro, I didn’t wanna message her back yet but now I have to because I got notification sniped

by Woodsman2121 February 28, 2022

scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum

Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?

by The Scroter November 28, 2013

Gray notification

A FB notification you don't really pay attention to when you receive it, because it's not the notification you were expecting in response to you

Zoe: Hey, I asked a question on our class Facebook group. Did you see it?

Janet: No. That was probably a gray notification for me because no one liked my new Facebook status.

Zoe: Loser.

Janet: Hey! Admit it! Everyone prefers likes on their Facebook posts!

by Dreamerbae01 October 25, 2015

noti

A "noti" is an abbreviated term for "notification", which is an alert you get when people comment on your stuff on the website "Facebook.com".

I had twenty noti's when I logged into Facebook!

by Martha May Who January 6, 2011

noited

slang for paranoid

im so blazed im gettin noited

by tim420 August 4, 2006

Notic

Mid South slang for someone or something that is crazy or wild.

What are you notic fuckers up to tonight?

I just took one notic ass shit, damn.

by Billy Weener December 27, 2009

Nobituary

When you stop smoking cigarettes you can write your Nobituary.

Rob stopped smoking cigarettes so he can write his Nobituary and not his Obituary

by icwish September 27, 2009