Shag nook

The depression in the mattress that has become your favorite spot to perform intercourse.

Clara: “Why does it look like you’ve been keeping a cannonball on the middle of your bed?”
Fiona: “Oh that? That’s just my shag nook.”

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

Nook and cranny

Generally, the parts of your body that don't get as much sun; pits and slits, or rears and ears as Grandma used to say.

Mom: Make sure to wash every nook and cranny in the bath!

Child: MAWM STAWP!!

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Tom nook

A fatass capitalist racoon that puts you in deep debt without your permission.

Tom nook is a fucking capitalist bitch.

by Tomnookisacapatalistpig February 26, 2022

nook and cranny

the vigina of course, what else could it mean?

Her lovely nook and cranny was something to behold.

by never, never stop thinking May 27, 2017

Nook

a. a friendly greeting

when you see a friend, or call a friend you greet him or her with a "Nook"

by the tit January 31, 2007

Nook War

A message board flame war, that debated the role of Tom Nook from Animal Crossing being included in Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

Usual topics included the fact he was a shopkeep, and the overall popularity of the franchise. In the end, Nook did not appear in the game as a playable fighter.

Poster 1 : "Tom Nook CAN NOT FIGHT! He's a shopkeeper!"
Poster 2 : "Animal Crossing is Nintendo's 2nd biggest franchise in Japan, how could they NOT include it?"
Poster 3 : "Damn, what a Nook War."

by Mushroomer April 25, 2009

Agar nook

Agar nook is where inbreds go to mingle together, if you are lucky you may catch a glimpse of Jacob Johnny Moss. But beware don’t go too close because they will attempt to steal your clothes. Alternatively if you hear the “gang leader” Jacob Johnny Moss say “come then bruv” abruptly turn around and run for your life

That shit-hole “agar nook”

by Specialist nookologist August 30, 2021