Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019

Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is such a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

Nonce

'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"

Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"

Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"

by MentalScraps December 3, 2018

Nonce

Consumer of prawn cocktail crisps

“That john’s a proper nonce y’know”

by LFC1977 February 6, 2021

nonce

a paedophile
or a twat.

"He a stupid fucking nonce ain't he?"

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017

nonce

S.E.B

S.E.B is a nonce

by moonfruit213 September 3, 2019

Nonce

Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap

shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!

by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020