nimptus

Braindead discord moderator

person A: "why is this discord server so dead?" person B: "Don't know, the mod is just a nimptus"

by cunkyboi January 4, 2023

NOPT

It stand for Nigga On a Power Trip. It's when you see someone get power and then they act like a little bitch about it.

Our Grayhound busdriver was such a NOPT.

by Angie March 10, 2005

Numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

nompire

A vampire that says "omnomnom" when sucking the blood of its victims.

Victim: "Oh god! Someone help me! There's a vamp- ughhh"
Nompire: (sucks blood) "OMNOMNOM!"

by Hawkedizzle July 7, 2010

Numpty

Somebody who's stupid. Basically me, stripped of my privileges.

Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."

by ChristeenG May 31, 2018

numpty

A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!

That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !

by Stealth July 16, 2003

nomotion

The backhanded bitch cousin of the promotion. You get more work, responsibilities, and pressure but no pay increase or benefits.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010