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Pause-And-Wank

1.the act of pausing a movie at a section, or chapter that is sexually pleasing to the viewer and masturbating to whatever is paused on the screen.
2.the act of pausing a movie that is not intended to be sexual or pornographic( ex: The Little Mirmaid, The Cannonball Run, and Titanic)at a section the viewer DOES find sexual or pornographic and masturbating to what is on screen
"dude, when i was younger and i couldn't get my hands on porn, i used to Pause-And-Wank to my parent's copy of Titanic...you know, the part where rose is naked on the couch"
by RedHorse April 10, 2008
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norwegian pause

noun: during a conversation, you suddenly think of performing oral art on the woman you're speaking to; this only works if you are a woman
Birgit left a message on my norwegian machine and said, "Olga, i be tinky of ya"..." call me" there be a pause, i think she think to lick me.
by zoepan February 4, 2005
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Meno-pause

A relapse of the brain from reading a mindless, pointless piece by Plato.
When one forgets entirely what they were doing from reading a redundant dialogue by Plato that does not give any definitive answer to the question asked in the piece.
I was sitting in Honors 111 as we discussed "Meno" by Plato. I was next to Camille and my mind went absolutely blank and I had no idea what happened for the last 10 minutes. I looked over to see her doodling a depiction of my shoe. She must be suffering from Meno-pause like I am.
by boredatsalisburyhonors September 28, 2010
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Pause challenge

A challenge where you say PAUSE to a random person and they can't move untill you say UNPAUSE also used in a horrible cringe video by morgz
Dude 1: hey man
Dude2:PAUSE
Dude 1's mind: damn it I forgot about the pause challenge
by Ehfejejdjd March 26, 2020
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Brain pause

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.
“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”
by Somewhatintelligent July 29, 2020
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Ass Pause

when people are laughing and having a good time then someone lets out a juicy stinky fart and it is so bad that every one is dead silent for a moment then an explosion of ewwwww and oh lord oh lord and I cant breath! or MY LEG!
we were at the party last night and it was fun until the owner let out an ass pause. that is when the party stopped and got hectic oh what an ass pause it was.
by Mr. Beaglsworth III December 12, 2011
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pause the game

a parent that has no idea what the internet is and also could be apart of 9/11
by jksyu November 13, 2022
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