Ninjina

The Ninjina (Ninja + Vagina) is the mascot for the "Pussy Air Freshener," a cherry scented adult novelty product that you can display in your car, garage, or dorm room.

Phil: "Dude, it's pretty rank in here."
Jack: "Yeah, I wish the Ninjina would pay us a visit."
Phil: "The Ninjina?"
Jack: "Yeah, the Ninjina. He suddenly appears in a puff of smoke, and throws Pussy Air Fresheners like Chinese stars."
Phil: "He what?"
Jack: "You heard me."

by SuicideGear February 15, 2010

Ninjaneer

A engineer who is above the ordinary engineer standards and is so could they are considered to be part ninja.

Hey man, this Linux server is broke! Oh man, it's over my head, call Brad... he is a real network Ninjaneer!

by SKULLYARD May 12, 2016

ninjaneer

Facts:
1. Ninjaneers are mammals
2. Ninjaneers fight ALL of the time
3. The purpose of the ninjaneer is to flip out and kill people with their engineering marvels

a random college student at an engineering college somewhere in clabber girl country who KICKS PEOPLES ASSES

Ninjaneers fight ALL of the time

by rhittrumpet December 9, 2005

Ninjaneer

To stealthily engineer some type of an event

My friends weren't supposed to get married atop the Empire State Building, so we ninjaneered the ceremony so the guards wouldn't see.

by Billy Red June 25, 2012

ninjaneer

Someone that solves seemingly intractable problems and stealthily submits the solution so as to remain anonymous.

When the development team arrived this morning we found that some unknown ninjaneer had checked in several uberbug fixes overnight.

by dmitchell78721 June 6, 2013

Ninjury

A Ninja related injury.

For example, "playing with ninja stars may result in serious ninjury"

by Salenza August 23, 2009

The way of the ninjurai/ Ninjurai Kiyaku

Way of the Ninjurai; Ninjurai are sworn to protect. Treason is punishable by death of family, then the traitor him/herself. Do not lie, cheat, or steal. If you must cheat, cheat death. If you must steal, steal back what was taken from you.If you must lie, then lie in the arms of whom you love. Ninjurai will help those of whom in need and will not work for pay. Gifts are taken if only insisted upon. Apprentices of Ninjurai shall not take part in any life-or-death battle between whomever.Apprentices are graduated to full fledged ninjurai after showing acts of justice, bravery, diligence, skill in elemental force, skill in physical strength, mental intelligence, concentration, etc., to his/her master. Leaders of Ninjurai are elected by fellow ninjurai members.Ninjurai are to follow reasonable orders commanded by elected leader. A new leader of the Ninjurai will be selected when current leader results in death, no longer a ninjurai, quits his/her post, or when ninjurai vote in wanting a new elected leader. Ninjurai will always prioritize somebodys cry for needs before their own personal matters. Becoming a ninjurai is open to anybody with good intentions. anyone wanting to become a Ninjurai will be put through trials and persecution must be put through an initiation test before becoming a ninjurai apprentice, nontheless ninjurai.

(c) Allen Papa

to become a ninjurai, you must follow The way of the ninjurai/ Ninjurai Kiyaku

by Youjinyari January 6, 2008