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Nils

Probably the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet. Nils typically has a complete lack of self-insight and will blame anyone or anything for problems they have. Never bring a Nils to a party, as he will scare off any potential relations with anyone if he is around you. If you have to bring a Nils anywhere, make sure to keep your distance and treat him like he is your brother and your mother made you take care of him while she was out.

A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.

On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.

Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
-Hey guys, okay if Nils joins us at the party?

-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
by iaMai September 20, 2020
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So much that it is hard to describe.
U know nil about MATH
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Are you a Nils?
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Person 1: Wow those flips were sick!
Person 2: Yeah! They were very Nils!
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nils?! NIIIIILLLSSS!!!! Get ove here
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Nil Craic

Meaning: "No Fun"

Coming from the Irish word for fun "craic" and English/Latin for nothing/non-existent "nil"

Became popular after the Eurovision song contest. In it all the European countries award each other points for songs they sing. The French will say "nil point" but sounds like "pwah". This was "nil craic".
"How was it last night?"

"Nil craic, my friend"
by Moonegirl May 26, 2016
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acronym- 'N-word In Livonia'

Livonia Police once used NIL so much over their radios that a citizen picked up on it while listening in on a police scanner. Livonia Police tried to say it meant 'Not In Lein' but their use didn't match up. They stopped saying NIL over the radio and made their police frequency private (even though it complicates communications with surrounding police agencies) and started using 'oh four' instead, which is an old police report numerical code for African Americans. Oh four plug Isa black male and oh four socket is a black female.
"Radio, we've got a NIL on the ditch (I-96) heading east to Detroit".
by handIe007 December 6, 2020
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