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Nikolaus

Lengthened form of Nik or Kole and shortened form of Saint Nikolaus. Being of Saint Nikolaus' birth name grants any, who weild his name, a place in the hierarchy of any religion (preferably pastafarianism) ordained by the commander of the name.

It is a name commonly possesed by those of supernatural power such as the ability to travel through time at the speed of regular time whilest doing something else such as sleeping. Those who command this power also have an uncompared sense of style and fashion (especially when related to ties) and can look good while also not looking gay.

Frequently misspelled, this name causes much grief to those who live in America and will result, most likely, in a back lash from Nikolaus' all over the U.S. in an effort to cleanse it of retards. It will be a communist society probably and will have a dictator named Nikolaus.
Peson 1: Wow, look at Nik/Kole/Nikolaus! How can he wear that gay tie with butterflies and unicorns and still look so freakin sweet?
Person 2: I don't know dude but he's probably the coolest person I've seen today.

Communist citizen: Heil Hitl...Nikolaus!
by Benjjneb Timomit Harrah May 18, 2010
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Nikolai Fraiture

Oh, what a sweetheart. Nik is the amazing bassist of the amazing band The Strokes, coming from the big apple. Nikolai's quiet with a nice smile and a simple sense of humor. He doesn't seem to be quite so twisted as the rest of the Strokes. Don't get me wrong, I love the Strokes. But admit it - they are twisted. Yea, it's funny, but they're twisted :D. Anyway, you don't think of Nik as being funny, but if you watch the Strokes home vids on their website, or if you've seen In Transit, he's hilarious. I love Nikolai Fraiture!
Nikolai pretended to beat up Albert in the airport, actually stole his money (or something), and actually ran away. (That's from In Transit.)
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Nikolai Fraiture

Possibly the sweeetest guy i have ever met
i met him and he just kept talking ( i bumped into him ) we talked for and 1hr!!!!
he is so sweet, smart, hot and gently spoken
!!! and a bloddy goood bassist to!!!
will ou marry me my precious Nik??!??!
by Jenny July 24, 2004
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Nikolai Khabibulin

When you try to forcefully penetrate the anus of another but are unsuccessful due to the victim clinching their buttocks together thus creating the "Bulin Wall."
"Dude I tried to put it in Susan's butt last night but she Nikolai Khabibulined me!"
by BDiamond January 9, 2009
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Nikola

Nikola is the best and coolest guy on earth, everybody who is called Nikola has special abillities with females
Girl:What is your name
Boy:Nikola
Girl:Falls in love with him
by OFFPUTTING February 24, 2021
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Nikolas

Nikolas is a boy who knows how make make you happy when you are sad. He sometimes wears glasses, He skates, He's funny, He is a close fried who i don't want to lose. He has big hands, very tall, very kind, funny, wears thrasher and santa cruz, he is caring, lovable, has a very nice body, plays guitar, has thick lips LOL, very confusing when it comes to his feelings about people, accepting, doen't give a hoot, likes the killers, nirvana, fall out boy, lil peep, lil xan, madeintokyo, memes. He's just a very special person that i do not want to lose. he means so much to me and i hope he knows that. I never will replace him with anyone else, he is the Nikolas and there is nothing that will ever change him.
Q: yo, have you seen Nikolas?
R: nah, i was just about to say that.
Nikolas: wassup my dudes
Q: wassup boi
R: there you are jesus christ
Nikolas: lmao
Q: can i tell you something? *pulls nik aside*
Nikolas: whats up?
Q: look, ive known you for a while and i just wanted to say that i really like you, like a lot, and i just couldn't keep it in any longer and im hoping that you feel the same way?
R: lmao ill just leave
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nikolas cruz

He shot and killed 17 people on Feb 14 2018 at mojory stoneman douglas high school
by britney's queen June 12, 2018
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