naked shield

the ultimate shielding device. once this shield is worn you are completly impervise to death. death by invisible darts, death by flaming arrows, death by epic sword fights with the pirates of the carribean theme song playing in the background, death from everything. but only one can own/wear this epic device. one who is brave enough to strip off all of your clothes in less then 3 seconds and run around your friends house naked while everyone else is watching you and you must also know tie guy.

TM 1: dude i just killed you
TM 2: NAKED SHIELD BITCHES HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TM:1 dude put some clothes on.

by DOC 09 October 18, 2010

naked nigga

a naked black nigga

that’s a naked nigga yo put on some clothes

by promethious November 11, 2020

naked peppa pig

a hot piece of ass. yummy steamy with all the fix ins. MEGA thick

"I lick my picture of naked peppa pig daily"

by Charlottesfatass March 15, 2022

Naked Friday

Naked Friday is a special event that happens once a week.

it is customary in England. Buffalo NY. Noray and Finland to celebrate Naked Friday by relaxing at home naked.

Obviously you wouldn't do it outside that is weird.

naked Friday is best celebrated with friends. However not in the same room. that would be weird.

wee: Hey jack. what are you doing tonight.

Jack: It's Naked Friday !?!?!?

Wee: Oh yeah. Let's get naked. But not together. that would be weird.

Jack: STD

by Naked Friday July 18, 2014

Naked Brothers Band

A group of elementary school fags who write songs about love and gfs when their only like 10, obviously following in the shoes of Miley Clitoris; trying to make kids feel they have to get boyfriends and girlfriends at 10 and get prego at 16. They also had a show where they pretend its like reality TV with their Meth-head dad and old hooker caretaker in the Age of Nickelodeon where cartoons like Rugrats and Invader ZIM started disappearing and in came crappy live action teen dramas from TEENnick like Zoey 101 that took over like the 3rd Reich.

Crazy Car sounds like a 4 year old wrote it.
-my thoughts on the naked brothers band

by An evil waffle April 5, 2010

naked pirate

When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.

James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.

by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009

Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009