Munge

"How far did you get with her last night?" "I gave her tits a good old munge but when I tried to stick my hand up her skirt she slapped me"
by stefb March 12, 2009
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the stuff that comes out when you push on a pregnant ladies stomach(definition from the south park that had the brown noise)
the mung came out extremely fast on that prego
by b minus December 19, 2006
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Munging

To Mung- to skip school or lessons.
Schoolgirl 1- Are you munging next lesson?
Schoolgirl 2- what've we got?
Schoolgirl 1- Maths.
Schoolgirl 2- Hell yeah!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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Munging v. Eating

Munging adj. Hungry, or wanting food
I'm munging for a steak.

I'm munging on a steak.
by Dr. Roberto Le Camembert February 24, 2009
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Mung

The act of munging is a delicate art. This past-time requires two people, a dead body (preferably), a sharp instrument (knife, fork, etc), and a repulsive idea of fun. Then one person proceeds to insert the sharp object into the genital area or anus and swirl it around, thus cutting up the insides/organs of the chosen dead body. Once the cutting is completed, the person places his/her mouth around the genitals while thier partner in crime applies pressure to the victims stomach (either through jumping, elbow dropping, foot stomping, or something of thier own design). Thus, the organs and entrails are projected into the mouth of the lucky person. This bloody concoction is the "mung" while the whole act is known as "munging".
Munging is a one of a kind way to have some fun...
by Marchie February 19, 2006
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The resulting secretion after kicking a late term pregnant woman in the stomach.
The dinner was cold; I forget what happened next, but there was mung all over the carpet.
by Ray Flynn May 11, 2005
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Any vile or putrid substance resembling a swamp or quagmire; swamplike; Any malodorous decaying pit of grass clippings, standing water and garbage. More specifically, THE Mung in the back of Matt and Brett's house kept guard by Clovis.
"Hey Matt, I fell into the fuckin' Mung when I was running from the cops after they busted your party. I smell like a fuckin' sewer...what the fuck is in the Mung? I got some on my skin. Is my foot going to fall off?
by Kowal June 18, 2005
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