mozzling the toff

Masturbating to a Kevin Bacon movie

Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"

Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"

Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"

Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

Mozzarella Man

If you get the nickname mozzarella man you are the top dawg of your group. The man mozzarella man is not given it is earned. Only the best can get this name. The nickname can be shortend by saying just mozz.

Derrick: hey we should give Kevin a new nickname.
James: he has earned Mozzarella man.
Derrick: yeah fo real man

by MozzarellaMan December 1, 2013

moczygemba

polish for "Face Soaker" (Town drunk), character in polish festivals

A typical Moczygemba, completely drunk

by PrincessP December 8, 2013

mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

Mozzarella

A slur used against people of Italian descent. “The use of the word Mozzarella as an ethnic slur... is a regionalism," said Mr Tamburri, who is a third-generation Italian American. "It's definitely something more local than it is national."

Kevin: Mozzarella!
Vinny: That is offensive, please don’t use that word again.

by Bbbbbbbitaliano May 26, 2020

Moozy

Someone who displays temperamental bottom energy. A person who is in denial of their true selves. Someone who doesn't understand math.

"I think you need to calm down babe."

"Shush, no I STFG!"

"You're being kind of a Moozy right now."

by Morallygreyismyfavcolor October 12, 2020

momzy

A slang word used in the ghetto meaning mom

Yo momzy can i go and chill with my brethren

by Henry832 September 2, 2016