mow the laundry

When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.

Holla grrrl, you gotta mow the laundry again!

by MagicSparklyStarPenisCupcake July 30, 2016

Lawn Mowing

When you shave your pubes for the first time in a long time.

I was late because I mowed my lawn (lawn mowing) this morning.

by The.Sharpie. May 27, 2017

show mow

To mow your front lawn only, for the sake outward appearance, rather than do the whole thing

Wife: The lawn is looking pretty bad out there
Husband: I'm busy, I'll just do a quick show mow

by Forgis McFludge July 25, 2006

mow muffin

The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.

The lawnmower scattered mow muffin all over the garage floor when it started.

by Jim Hendricks January 2, 2007

mow down

(n.) a conflict that results in devastating results (literally or metaphorically) to all but one of the parties involved.

(v.) the act of devastating one's competitors.

(n.) That basketball game was a total mow down. The Celtics nearly doubled the other team's score!

(v.) I was playing Call of duty and used the machine gun to mow down all my opponents

by wizardofrhythmn February 21, 2011

mow the dirt

Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).

DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"

Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."

DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man December 15, 2012

fro mow

to get a haircut

"I'm going to the barber's to get a fro mow, my hair's just too damn long."

by Josh D. A. August 1, 2008