by The.Sharpie. May 22, 2017
When the massive pile of smelly stanky clothes on your floor begin to sprout new life forms, growing with neglect, getting so high they almost tickle your chin - and it's time to mow the laundry again.
by MagicSparklyStarPenisCupcake July 31, 2016
by Forgis McFludge July 25, 2006
The dried-on caked-on grass from the underside of a lawnmower which falls off in muffin-like clumps when starting a mower which has been idle for a day or days. In extreme cases, the mow muffin must be chiseled loose.
by Jim Hendricks December 29, 2006
(n.) a conflict that results in devastating results (literally or metaphorically) to all but one of the parties involved.
(v.) the act of devastating one's competitors.
(v.) the act of devastating one's competitors.
(n.) That basketball game was a total mow down. The Celtics nearly doubled the other team's score!
(v.) I was playing Call of duty and used the machine gun to mow down all my opponents
(v.) I was playing Call of duty and used the machine gun to mow down all my opponents
by wizardofrhythmn February 01, 2011
Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).
DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"
Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."
DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."
DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man June 12, 2012
to get a haircut
by Josh D. A. July 11, 2008