The word used for the opening on your face which receives all food, drink, and other oral substances. It is similar to the word, "Mouth," but this word is used between two friends who have hung out way too much and behave like complete retards in each others presence.
"Duuude, this sandwich is like a symphony in my mouf."
"Aw man, I gotta go the dentist so they can check on my mouf."
"Aw man, I gotta go the dentist so they can check on my mouf."
by checkoutmuhteef September 19, 2009
Get the Mouf mug.A scottish clan that originated in Dumfriesshire in the late 1100s. First known as 'movats' or 'de Movest' and then became Moffat.
Moffats were also among the first to join William Wallace, and were close allies of Robert the Bruce.
Moffats were also among the first to join William Wallace, and were close allies of Robert the Bruce.
by hyver345 August 24, 2009
Get the Moffat mug.When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.
by Harry1977 December 14, 2008
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Joseph : Hey look, it is yo mouda.
Bob : Fuck you.
Joseph : Hey look, it is yo mouda.
Bob : Fuck you.
by KingSir October 16, 2009
Get the Mouda mug.Fuck your mouth, otherwise said as "fuck yo mouf" is the reply to a "slam" or a "burn." Generally stated after a person says something offensive, wrong, or a lie.
Man 1: "Yo, my hommie just rolled up on some bitches and hit it hard last night."
Man 2: "Man, that was my sister. Fuck yo mouf!"
Man 2: "Man, that was my sister. Fuck yo mouf!"
by CGPierce May 1, 2008
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a hair style in which it cannot be distinguished between a mohawk and a fauxhawk. Hence the name "mofaux-hawk"
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a hair style in which a person uses to get girls despite his unfriendly and antisocial personality.
a hair style in which it cannot be distinguished between a mohawk and a fauxhawk. Hence the name "mofaux-hawk"
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a hair style in which a person uses to get girls despite his unfriendly and antisocial personality.
My buddy Gerrymi just made the Mofaux-hawk. it looks like a mohawk and a fauxhawk had sex on his head and made what is now known as his hair.
by Hairologist September 9, 2010
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Common mofanity terms include:
"dang" instead of "damn", as in, "Where did I put my dang car keys?"
"fetch" instead of "fuck", as in, "Oh, fetch! The dang keys are locked in the car!"
"fricken'" instead of "fucking", as in, "Who the fetch locked the dang keys in the fricken car?"
"heck" instead of "Hell", as in, "Oh my heck, honey! You locked the keys in the car "again"?" (The expression "Oh, my heck" is apparently derived from "Oh, my Hell," which is apparently derived from "Oh, my heavens," which apparently is not at all an okay thing to say.)
"shoot" instead of "shit", as in, "Oh, shoot! I just slammed my fingers in the car door and it hurts like heck!"
"dang" instead of "damn", as in, "Where did I put my dang car keys?"
"fetch" instead of "fuck", as in, "Oh, fetch! The dang keys are locked in the car!"
"fricken'" instead of "fucking", as in, "Who the fetch locked the dang keys in the fricken car?"
"heck" instead of "Hell", as in, "Oh my heck, honey! You locked the keys in the car "again"?" (The expression "Oh, my heck" is apparently derived from "Oh, my Hell," which is apparently derived from "Oh, my heavens," which apparently is not at all an okay thing to say.)
"shoot" instead of "shit", as in, "Oh, shoot! I just slammed my fingers in the car door and it hurts like heck!"
by ReverendTed March 22, 2009
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