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PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone ) 

A person's bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person's motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.
"It's raining outside? Nooo! I can't ride my motorcycle!"
"We should leave Dad alone; it's raining outside so he has PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )."

Russian Motorcycle

A sexual act between a man and a partner (male or female). The first step is for the man to lay down on his back, with his hand tied or cuffed behind him. His partner then squats down on his dick, similar to how you sit on a motorcycle. The partner then pinches and twists the man's nipples making him squirm in pain. The goal is for the partner to stay on as long as possible while the man tries to shake them off.
Guy #1: Dude what happened to Chris?
Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.

Indianapolis Motorcycle

When a farmer of two nephews has those two nephews get in a motorcycle position while the farmer gets on top and yells yeehaw and rides all the way from the country to downtown Indianapolis.

space motorcycle

I'm going on my space motorcycle to go to fetchtopia

dickhead on a motorcycle 

That guy who steals your wife and drives of with her making noise throughout Mexico, Tijuana

Ride the Motorcycle 

When you jack your shit while simultaneously sticking your thumb in and out of your asshole
“Me and my girl were supposed to hang, but I saved the headache and went home to ride the motorcycle instead”
Ride the Motorcycle by Smiffyboy October 7, 2018