mothers-glop

A vegetable drink,blended in the blender usually cellery mixed w/blue berries. A great source of fibre,vitamins,anti-oxidants.

I dont have any time for steak and eggs honey,maybe you could whip me up some of yer mothers-glop.

by dang May 8, 2003

Your mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother

Your great great great great great grandmother.

"My mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mothers' mother's dead!"

by Me June 27, 2003

mothership

a common word used to address your mum

friend: dude cant you come 2night?
you: neg the mothership wont let me out! 0_o

by Serpent May 13, 2005

Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.

True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.

by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012

Mothershithoe

the combination of motherfucker, piece of shit, and hoe

That new girl is such a mothershithoe.

by TwiTNiT January 1, 2015

Mothership

The biggest nugget in a bag of weed

Oh shit man Todd is about to smoke down the mothership!!

by Brodawg420 August 21, 2015

mothers death wish

collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with

John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.

Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.

by el padrone November 10, 2019