mapinguari

A terrifying, red-haired, giant sloth with backwards feet and armadillo-like claws living in the Amazonian rainforest - stands over 6 feet on hind legs. It emits a foul stench and a spine-tingling howl that instills permanent fear and panic to one who hears it. Is said to rip skulls off humans and suck out their delictable brains as well ripping apart palm trees for the insides. Ancestors of the mapinguari roamed the Americas, the Caribbean and Antarctica.

The mapinguari legend has spawned the pursuit for proof of existence, as has Bigfoot.

by Long Lost Fan January 2, 2006

whack-a-molin'

When you have really got to take a shit, and every time it starts peeking out, you have to scrunch up your butt-cheeks and push it back in. So your ass resembles a whack-a-mole game with only one mole (built for the special kids with really bad reflexes).

Dude, I was whack-a-molin' so bad last night I thought I was going to have a Vasovagal episode! I was lucky the Browns even made it to the Superbowl.

by YOPP! April 24, 2009

molina

Molina's are known for big hamstrings and good 100 times. Due to abnormally large glutes, all Molina's are able to thrust extremely well, thus leading to ridiculous amounts of intercourse. Oh the huge cock doesn't hurt either...

Wow I wish I was a Molina!

by 'Z May 21, 2014

Mobin

Mobin is someone who is super attractive and handsome , havin conversation with people is absolutely easy for him especially girls.
He is usualy as smart as scientists.
Mobin also is a natural leader.
So all the great mans of the history are mobins

-Girls look he is a mobin!
-I want mobin to be my boyfriend!
-Do you want to solve all your problems? So You need mobin .
-The general said if we don't have mobin in our army, we will lose the war.

by Zack vc August 15, 2018

Des Moines

The capital city of Iowa, also the largest city in Iowa with a metro population of about a half mil (not huge but good sized for the midwest). Contrary to popular belief, not a bad city, ranked #4 for quality of life in the US. Only really bad part is Des Moines is over 80% white, so it's not very "hip."

Dude, are you going to the concert in Des Moines?

by Iowan December 3, 2004

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Des Moines

A fair place to live, with mostly good people/friends and gangstas. Also the breeding grounds for many famous metal bands, such as Slipknot, Stone Sour, and The Murderolls.

I dont live in Des Moines anymore, but I used to.

by ryan45543 July 1, 2006