Monzing

The act of getting a paintbrush stuck up your ass by your girl

My girlfriend wants to try monzing tonight

by 🥓🧈 July 24, 2025

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Montenegrin

Definitions:
1. Balkan Mexicans (most common usage)
2. Lazy
3. Black People who live in Mountains

Randy: Is Nizic a montenegrin?
Jesse: Yeah jigaboo, but is he a montenegrin, a 'montenegrin', or a "montenegrin"?
Randy: Dunno

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

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Dan Montenegro

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

by anonymous October 11, 2021

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The Montenegro Squirrel is a sexual act where the male is naked and does a headstand facing the wall while the female attempts to throw a playing card so that it sticks in the males butt crack. Once this is achieved, the male falls backwards causing the card to be jammed into his anus.

The female proceeds to take a dump on the males stomach while performing the reverse cow girl and making squirrel noises

"I did the Montenegro Squirrel with Meriel last night"
"Sick, I was wondering why you were limping"

by Saulman500 May 10, 2024

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