mokitown

A virtual game for kids, excellent game, better than habbo hotel, allows kids to answer trivia questions for "credits" that allow them to buy clothes and accessories such as skateboards, music and mobile phones.

What is the capital of Malaysia?
a) Hong Kong
b) Kualar Lumpar
c) Tokyo
d) Paris

by Melissa November 5, 2004

mocking is catching

Old expression found in Ireland (or the backwoods of County Clare at any rate), translating roughly as "don't laugh at others, you'll do something stupid/ get old and crotchety/ otherwise get into a fine state youself and wouldn't like being laughed at."

You might think I look silly in this get-up, but just remember, mocking is catching.

by Fearman March 19, 2008

brass monkie

A heroin user
(Cockney rhyming slang - junkie)

"They put UV lights in the crapper at asda so the brass monkeys could not find a vein to jack up."

by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005

Doucheolous monkitoes

The scientific term used for "douch monkey".

"Gosh, my english teacher is such a doucheolous monkitoes, he assigns way too much homework!"

by Desserts January 11, 2015

Moakie

A singular bong rip, usually administered to the most loaked individual of the group, containing marijuana, taybo (American Spirit Tobacco) and sometimes hash. Moakies originated from the foggy hills of west marin in the late 1990's, were they then were passed through marin county high schools and on to SF. Moakies are now prevelent in certain areas of other states such as Indiana, Arizona, Oregon, Texas, and the Hawaiian Islands.

That kid didnt finish his moakie! FAG!
Hey man lets take some moaks.

by The Loakster Moakster April 19, 2010

Momkilf

Mother of my kid(s) I like to fuck. A momkilf is an irresistible woman to the father of their children; a unique subset of the otherwise well known MILF acronym, however far more superior due to the parental, sexual, and likely emotional bond the mother and father share.

“Hey son, where’s your momkilf?”
“Damn, where’s momkilf when you need her. I miss her sweet and sexy ass.”

by Leahthemomkilf July 11, 2018

Mankin

A rock hard son of a bitch with a tough upbringing. A Mankin will knock you the fuck out if you cross them.

I need to channel my inner Mankin and win this game.

by Kingdingdang December 20, 2019