Des Moines

The capital city of Iowa, also the largest city in Iowa with a metro population of about a half mil (not huge but good sized for the midwest). Contrary to popular belief, not a bad city, ranked #4 for quality of life in the US. Only really bad part is Des Moines is over 80% white, so it's not very "hip."

Dude, are you going to the concert in Des Moines?

by Iowan December 3, 2004

Moring

The act of mistyping morning as moring.

Man I kept moring yesterday on my TPS reports. I need more sleep.

by Smaaaaaaaaashmouth May 30, 2019

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Des Moines

A fair place to live, with mostly good people/friends and gangstas. Also the breeding grounds for many famous metal bands, such as Slipknot, Stone Sour, and The Murderolls.

I dont live in Des Moines anymore, but I used to.

by ryan45543 July 1, 2006

morner

A nooner only sooner. Sex in the morning.

C'mon Honey I can't wait until noon, my balls are ready to blow up. I need a morner pleeeeeeez?

by westernpig April 21, 2006

Des Moines Dip

Works best with the fellatee standing and the fellator kneeling. At the crucial moment, the fellatee pulls the fellator's lower lip out (much like a mailbox) and deposits a load between the cheek and gums.

"Hey Dean, look over by that dumpster. He's givin' her a Des Moines Dip!"

by Ziper December 9, 2007

mornevening

A greeting said between colleagues working across time zones that covers the greeter's morning and the recipient's evening; specifically central Europe and western United States works in both directions.

Good mornevening Joe. Cheers to my coffee and your beer.

by gpstrailblazer November 22, 2013