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An utterly beautiful human being. Handsome, loving, caring. Morné has a kind-hearted soul that is reflected in everything that he does.
He has a way of brightening your day with his positive outlook towards life and all that it represents.

That said, do not understimate him in the bedroom.
(gentleman), (sexgod), (Morne)
Morne by Carrotsteak September 1, 2011
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morne ... A plastic device filled with water that is inserted into ones anus for the purpose of flushing out copious amounts of man juice (jizz).
I need a morne. My bum is full as a goog.
Morne by Ttlit August 6, 2019
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Acording to a new invenstion a morne is a non spesified which acording to test is a newly found vaginal infecction
The cow has morne infection
Morne by morme February 13, 2019
Morne is a greek god
Morne by bigpenismorne November 23, 2021
Morné is the type of person you want to be around. He is kind. He is sweet. He may look like he is hard as a rock but his heart is so small and soft. He's kind and loving. He cares so much even when you don't realise it at first. You can not help but fall in love with him.
I am so in love with Morné.
morné by Anonymous 97 July 13, 2020
Monero (XMR) is a private and untraceable cryptocurrency that keeps money confidential. Contrary to many cryptocurrency projects, it's actually grassroots, developed as a decentralized open source software, and dedicated to privacy & freedom.
See also SHUM.
- Did you hear the twitter hackers got caught by following their Bitcoin transactions?
- Haha, so dumb, they should have asked for Monero!
Monero by 01111010 August 3, 2020
A funny guy. Introvert if you dont know him. Always willing to help if you know him. Will try to make you feel better when you are down. He is good among girls but doesnt know it and may say things without thinking much if you known him too well. Hates being judged.
I want to be a Monesh
Monesh by Vedikathegeek June 16, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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