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An utterly beautiful human being. Handsome, loving, caring. Morné has a kind-hearted soul that is reflected in everything that he does.
He has a way of brightening your day with his positive outlook towards life and all that it represents.

That said, do not understimate him in the bedroom.
(gentleman), (sexgod), (Morne)
by Carrotsteak August 30, 2011
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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morne ... A plastic device filled with water that is inserted into ones anus for the purpose of flushing out copious amounts of man juice (jizz).
by Ttlit August 06, 2019
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Acording to a new invenstion a morne is a non spesified which acording to test is a newly found vaginal infecction
by morme February 13, 2019
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Morné is the type of person you want to be around. He is kind. He is sweet. He may look like he is hard as a rock but his heart is so small and soft. He's kind and loving. He cares so much even when you don't realise it at first. You can not help but fall in love with him.
by Anonymous 97 July 13, 2020
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