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Mirnes
Mirnes by Jakobkovsca October 23, 2018
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Mirnes
Mirnes
He’s a gay person who doesn’t know how to dress. Usually he is a kurats machina. Keep sucking that dick mirnes, we know you like it. (Aldin will give you head)
Mirnes by MirnesIsGay November 29, 2019
Minnesota Icy Hot
An act first performed by the Mdewakanton Sioux of Prior Lake, Minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous sexual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of passage for young Native American men once they turn 18. First, the person coats their testicles in a flammable petroleum jelly. Then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated testicles and lights it. Then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. Once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scrotum Once this is complete, he becomes a man.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Charlie Moose Horn? He was performing his Minnesota Icy Hot and he accidentally died!
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...
Minnesota Icy Hot by xXxXXxxSharryIsHotXxXxx May 23, 2016
mirnetic
mirnetic by Tamimplayz February 10, 2023
Minnesota
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
Minnesota by starslugger09 December 12, 2008
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Ratfucker
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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