Krista minute

A length of time that is roughly equal to around 2 hours but can be more or less depending on location and time of day.

I said I'd be there in a minute but i really meant a Krista minute.

by Schizmatic January 22, 2017

Saulo Minute

When your friend says he will be back in a minute and then he never comes back.

Friend 1: "Where the fuck is Saulo? He said he would be back in a minute!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, a SAULO minute"
Friend 1: "Oh yea"

by Oropez October 28, 2021

Mitt muffler

A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.

"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "

by Uncle ty October 29, 2014

Four Minute Warning

The rumbling of your stomach and feeling in your bowels that lets you know that you're going to take a dump in the very, very near future. A four minute warning is also the amount of time the UK public would get between the start of a nuclear attack and the first impact.

Christ, I've just had the four minute warning. Find me a toilet quickly or I'm going to shit myself.

by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004

Willard Mitt Romney

Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.

His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).

Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.

by JeffGannon August 14, 2012

5 minutes

when you go to the supermarket with your mom and she says to stay in the car because she is just going to be 5 minutes to get a milk carton, but 30 minutes later when you died of heat in the car, she comes back with 7 bags of useless junk.

mom: stay in the car i'm just going to be 5 minutes
daughter/son: are you sure your going to be just 5 minutes?
daughter/son: *dies of heat*
mom: i'm back!

by else3 January 24, 2018