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Microsoft Fanboy

Someone who boners over Windows, Zune, Xbox, anything Microsoft. Not quite as cancerous as Apple fanboys, as they will run themselves into debt to get the latest iDevice that has only minor improvements over the previous generation and still uses the same locked down shitty OSes.
Metro gives me a boner. Muhgawd I am such a Microsoft fanboy.
by ArgentWarrior20 September 6, 2014
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Microsoft Support Centre

The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.

And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.

MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.

Larry: How, it won't turn back on?

MSC: Press the power button

Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!

MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.

Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.

MSC: Is that a virus?

*Larry hangs up*
by Cloud November 14, 2004
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microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic
Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.
by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003
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microsoft

A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.
And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!
by Lenard DeWayne Jackson September 1, 2005
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Microslop

Microslop, where did you want to go yesterday?
by Steven P. Jobs December 12, 2012
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Microsoft'ism

Microsoft'ism is the Religion of Microsoft, the great company. I felt the need as a Microsoft'ism Priest to spread the message of the great religion I'm in. Microsoft'ism's Savior and Lord is Clippy the Paperclip, and Bill Gate's is his Son, here to save us from our Sin's we have committed, as we are all maggot's wriggling in the filth of Mortality without the likes of Clippy. Clippy the Paperclip created the Universe in a great explosion we know today as the Big Bang. He created multiple Species of animals, and us Humans, like Adam and Steve. Google Chrome below us burns the sinners for there retched acts of evil towards the church of Microsoft'ism.
The Priest of Microsoft'ism is the highest ranking person in the Church.
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microdot

LSD in form of a pill. There is no mescaline in microdots. Mescaline is active in the 400mg range, a microdot doesn't weigh more than 10mg. You'd be hard pressed putting any psychoactive into a microdot.
I bought some microdots, but it turned out to be birth control pills. Damn, that sucks.

Dude, I ate 3 microdots and now I'm talking to a bottle of orange juice.
by Pedram July 1, 2005
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