microphone

can be used as a dildo in hard times

Hey angelina (les partner) do you get the dildo?
No, but i have this microphone.

by Greg April 5, 2003

microphone

to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.

Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about

Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?

by locomurph June 8, 2010

Human Microphone

Already defined, but additional information is needed.

This is generally utilized by mindless people who don't think for themselves and therefore simply repeat the statements of others. It involves zero intelligence and simple following of what your professors taught you. It's the opposite of free thinking and rebellion.

The Human Microphones simply repeated mindlessly the people egging them on without thinking for themselves. They aren't too bright.

by Mako34 October 20, 2011

brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker July 27, 2008

pink microphone

A synonym for the male penis

Friend one: Hey man that chick totally loves to sing into the pink microphone

Friend two: I know

by JohnnyBadass September 30, 2007

Microphones

Small listening devices that drive you bat shit crazy.

We all put microphones in our ears!

by pychopath May 14, 2015

Microphoned

During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"

Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.

"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"

Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!

by SweetMaurine November 23, 2016