Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
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