Holy Melon 

The link between satanic rituals and god's holy land. Also known as America.

Let's go to the "Holy Melon"
Guy 1: The "Holy Melon" is as ripe as ever
Guy 2: Wow, I wonder how much a house is gonna cost

Holy Melon by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

tera melos 

A math rock band from Roesville, California.
They started off with four members but right before they started recording their second EP "Drugs to the Dear Youth", one of the guitarists, Jeff Worms, left the band.
On January 19th, 2007. When "Drugs" was made they changed there sound a bit and it sounded more progressive and mathy. When Complex Full of Phantoms came out there was something new about there music, they added vocals.

Tera Melos announced on their myspace on April 2nd that drummer Vince Rogers would be leaving the band shortly after the tour with The Fall of Troy, The Dear Hunter and Foxy Shazam to pursue other things.

Members
Nathan Latona and Nick Reinhart Former members
Jeff Worms and Vince Rogers

Discography:
Demo (2004), Tera Melos(2005) - Self-Titled, Drugs to the Dear Youth (2007) - EP, Complex Full of Phantoms (split with By the End of Tonight) (2007).

Similar Artist:
Maps and Atlases, By the End of Tonight, Hella, and Giraffes? Giraffes!

Tera melos, the greatest fucking thing since sliced bread.

tera melos by Jacob Bruce June 11, 2008

Melon Usk

A genious melon that randomly shoots cars into space. Also, it is a lizzard.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

Melon Usk by Joschkaskaden May 8, 2018

Melonlord 

Melonlord is the most powerful being of all time, who has the ability to chuck flaming rocks at people, but instead spends her time on Discord because Melonlord no longer has a life. But shhhh!!! Don't let them know that.

Anyway, Melonlord loves popcorn and tea, and ships kataang. But most importantly, she is not Toph, she is Melonlord, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(No Melonlord did not make this, why would you ever think such a thing)

Dude 1: Ayo bro, is that Toph?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I think that's Melonlord.

Melonlord: I am not Toph, I am MELONLORD, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fangirls: We love Melonlord!!!

Melonlord by NOT MELONLORD February 2, 2021

melonology 

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

melonology by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007

melon head 

a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss

UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT

melon head by Melon Head Cock Suckin idiot December 14, 2016

John Hoosier Melonhead 

A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".

1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.

2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"

John Hoosier Melonhead by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008