medical professional

A nurse, doctor, orderly, chaplain or other member of hospital staff, worthy of our most profound respect and gratitude.

Any medical professional is placing themself at the highest levels of risk for contracting the virus, yet they come to work and give more than is required, inadequately protected and knowing that many of their colleagues are already infected and are suffering.

by Monkey's Dad March 30, 2020

you need medical attention?

If a furry asks you this, and say yes, you agree to a blowjob, rough anal sex session or a ride session
example seen below

"You need medical attention?" - Furry
"Yea im Bleeding" - Soldier
-- NEXT FRAMES WERE TOO GRAPHIC TO EXPLAIN --

by xdmankiller9000 May 18, 2022

Medical

Weed that is 100% and isn't laced.

John- " You sure this grass is safe?"

Don- "Dude, relax, it's completely medical."

by John Stroud January 2, 2010

medical distress

The term police use when trying to cover up the fact that they just killed a man for no goddamn reason.

Dude did you hear about George Floyd? Yeah, the Minneapolis police claimed he went into medical distress after they publicly murdered him.

by Who Watches The Watchmen? May 29, 2020

medical billing

hott people who work their butts off so doctors can pay them a crap load of money and stay in business.

Stacy has a job in the medical billing field.

by roebrts_83 January 23, 2009

independent medical exam

Examination of a patient by a doctor employed by an insurance company (e.g. insurance company whore) to second guess a patient's claim. Insurance companies use the term independent to deceive the general public. The examinaitons are not "independent" per se because if a whore fails to deliver the expected goods, the whore gets no more insurance company work. Another cost savings mechanism for an insurer to make million and billions in profits. FIGHT YOUR INSURNACE COMPANY.

The insurance company used their independent medical examination to reduce my claim.

by David Kuczenski Esq August 3, 2007

Medicated

To feel good no matter what kind of drug you are on. usually prescription drugs.

Ahhhhhh! man i feel nice and medicated.

by empower February 9, 2010