Archbishop Mccarthy High School

want to leave class for 20 minutes to get buzzed in the bathroom? want to play for/ cheer on the worst football team in the area? want to sit in mass for 2 hours every month and listen to father’s beautiful voice (it’s especially beautiful when he sings)? want to wear the most unappealing uniform known to man? well head on down to archbishop and join all the fellow fiends, hoes, nerds, and non catholics! it’s only $10,00 to be a part of this wonderful community!

Archbishop Mccarthy High School has an excellent football program!

by Mr. Saxton January 5, 2019

McCann

Doing something completely selfish which puts your children in danger.

Come on, hun, lets do a McCann and go to the pub. We'll lock the door, the kids will be fine.

by FatDrunkStupid November 23, 2011

Chris Mccandless

Christopher Johnson McCandless (12 February 1968 – 18 August 1992) was an American wanderer who hiked into the Alaskan wilderness with little food and equipment, hoping to live a period of solitude. Less than five months later, he died of starvation near Denali National Park. In 1996, Jon Krakauer wrote a book about his life, Into the Wild, which inspired a 2007 film of the same name. (AKA ALEXANDER SUPERTRAMP)He lived in Magic Bus 142 during his stay in Alaska, & died by eating seeds which had a poisenous fungus on them.
McCandless was strongly influenced by Jack London, Leo Tolstoy, and Henry David Thoreau, and he dreamed about leaving society for a Thoreau-like period of solitary contemplation.

"Want to know one of the most inspirational people ever?"
"Yeah"
"CHRIS MCCANDLESS!"

by Supertramp. September 28, 2008

Madeline McCann'd

When you get wrecked in Portugal.

Dude, that boy got Madeline McCann'd

by ThaFuhk September 7, 2015

McCain Shuffle

Reversing all of one's previous political positions in a last-ditch effort to be nominated for President by a major political party.

Usually happens to a once-principled Republican who sells his or her soul to the fringe right to survive the primary process at the end of his or her career.

Romney really pulled a McCain Shuffle--first he was for an individual mandate, then abandoned RomneyCare when it looked like it might hurt his candidacy.

by DaemonXar June 13, 2011

paul mccartney

paul is mostly known as the cute beatle (hottest, easiest to approach, most comfortable in public eye, etc.) but hes extremely talented as well...when he started to play guitar, he had to get a right-handed guitar and play it upside down and he had to strum the strings upwards instead of downwards... he had to alter it with piano strings for him to be able to play it normally...helter skelter is the best beatles song ever

paul mccartney kicks ass!

by Mr. Ed March 10, 2005

Pulling a Meghan McCain

Indicating ignorance on a subject to be somehow legitimate because "I wasn't born yet."

As when confronted by Paul Begala, on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, with the fact that Ronald Reagan blamed his problems on Jimmy Carter for many years, Meghan McCain responded, "I wasn't born yet, so I wouldn't know."

To which Begala replied, "I wasn't born during the French Revolution but I know about it!"

I asked my friend Daniel, "Who's bigger, Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley?"

Daniel: "Who's Elvis Presley?"

Me: "The King of Rock and Roll? Hello? '50s, 60s, 70s?"

Daniel: "How should I know? I wasn't even born then!"

Me: "Dude. Are you seriously pulling a Meghan McCain?"

by TheRealZamboni July 13, 2009