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Matty Cooper 

A Matter Cooper is a girl(or guy) with expert skills in oral sex.
Wow, that girl is such a Matty Cooper, she gave me the gluck gluck 9000
Matty Cooper by CustardSoil September 21, 2022

Matty Townsend 

Hot German boy who lives in Queensland with is very hot sister
Clearly big bootys run in matty Townsend’s family
Matty Townsend by Matty’s mummy November 13, 2022

Matty ice 

This word describes a person of great athletic ability. This person can hit 450ft piss rockets and throw low 90s with ease. They can also max bench 400lbs and they are mostly likely to be found in their basement sweating from either working out and eating protein or taking dubs in fortnite.
Is that Matty ice that just hit a 450ft bomb.

Did Matty ice just take a 15 kill solo dub while benching 300lbs.
Matty ice by Iigma November 2, 2019

Matty Patty 

a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Matty Patty by Husker93 February 27, 2013

matty broon

north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.
Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates

Lad 2: who with

Lad 1: guess

Lad 2: matty broon

Lad 1: aye

scenario 2:

lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!