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Mararthon

A grueling 26.2 mile race of drinking in which you run, walk, and use any means necessary (i.e. Public transportation) to complete the route. Unlike a marathon, in a Mararthon the goal is not for time-the goal is to finish and drink as much as possible while you do. Water stations do not serve water, instead you are served alcohol-lots of alcohol.
The water stations in the Mararthon were clutch in keeping me drunk.
by Truewords October 8, 2014
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MartyHenry

1. Inviting a multi-channel guest to an open channel
2. Generally throwing money, time and resources into a job without heeding the impact of previous attempts.
Did you hear about the X project? Man, they really MartyHenry'd it.
by queefburglar69 May 17, 2018
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marathon luck

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.
Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”
by ajcrites July 16, 2018
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Marathon Vape

In 2020 Marathon Vape has actually become and all in one shop for all the best vaping items in the UK delivering worldwide. They systematically collected the most desired E-liquid brands, the very best hardware, the best batteries and accessories from all corners of the globe, and have made it easy, super fast, and an enjoyable experience for UK and global vapers to buy vape items online.
yo im about to hit up the vape store...man forget that check out marathonvape.co.uk they stock all the brands and are far far cheaper! where Marathon Vape
by Vapeguy September 24, 2020
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Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021
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Goodbye Marathon

1. At the end of a phone conversation, both parties awkwardly say far too many goodbyes.

2. When working in customer service and speaking with someone on the phone and you try to say as many goodbyes as possible to entertain yourself and mess with them.
At the end of the conversation, we had a huge goodbye marathon:

You: "Okay bye"

Them: "later"

You: "Ciao"

Them: "Take care"

You: "Have a good day"

Them: "Until next time"

You: (especially fun if you can pull this off when working in customer service) "lovvveee yooouuuuu"
by SeeDaveJump April 2, 2010
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poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...
"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!
by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011
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