carpenter

What Jesus did as his part time job lol

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

by Rupert "dong" Dupert January 6, 2008

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carpenter's special

flat chested floosy.

Flat as a board and easy to screw.

Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."

Abdul: "Go figga!"

by Ridoinkulous March 14, 2009

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malpenser

It’s a term used to describe the adrenaline or the ghost in Spencer Ikuru, a Nigerian boy.
Also a nickname for people who will turn out great

The malpenser in Spencer is so fascinating

You will turn out great in the future; I can as well call you a malpenser

by Oxford dictionary 1875 February 20, 2020

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Part of Speech: n
Definition: a technique in which all or most of the pubic hair is removed with the application of Duct Tape which is then warmed with a heat gun

also called Brazilian Carpenter's wax, bikini wax

Etymology: I heard it here in San Francisco

As erotic as a Brazilian Carpenter's wax can be, the duct tape can leave behind adhesive, so be sure to properly clean your Sub after the procedure.

by clausemic September 21, 2011

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Donna Carpenter

A stinky fishy person who looks like she uses lotion for shampoo.

Donna: hi!
Me: oh my lord do u smell that??!
Donna: Smell what?
Me: ...
Also me thinking inside my head: *oh my fuck that's her cuchi🐟🐟🐟*
Me again: Well the ocean called earlier they told me to tell you they want their fish back....
So there for Donna Carpenter is Stanky fishy

by Fishy Stanky October 14, 2019

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