maaderchod

Mother fucker in Urdu or Hindi. A person who has sexual intercourse with their mom.

1.Siddique is a maaderchod for not calling me back.
2.That maaderchod almost killed me.(in a car)

by Nick khole ass March 13, 2008

citigroup asset management

Part of a corporate terrorist operation. Citigroup is known for screwing their employees out of money on their paychecks, especially final paychecks. These sick bastards enjoy not only screwing over customers, but their own employees.

Why is my paycheck short? Oh, because I work for the terrorists at citigroup asset management.

by greengirl123 November 17, 2006

mamades

1.The Anglification of the spanish word mamadas, meaning acts done out of sheer ignorance.2. also a blowjob.

1.He was fired due to his constant mamades, what a fukin dipshit!!!
2. I went to your moms house for some exquisite mamades.

by the goat lives February 18, 2009

Mahadev

A great guy who just likes to play and have a good time and he is really funny and encouraging he is really nice and is a great friend

omg he is such a nice guy he is such a Mahadev

by Ethan_is_god November 11, 2020

Management

A medical condition - and the professional field opened upon contraction - which nullifies or in severe cases reverses the normal causative effects of gaining skill in an area as experience with that area also grows, as well as inverting the pay-to-productivity ratio.

Bob got management and within 6 months had forgotten everything he had learned in his 10 years as a developer. He can't write a line of code anymore, but now he makes twice as much as he did before!

by Adayin December 23, 2009

Roomba Management

Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.

Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.

by KingKongDave May 17, 2010

Mandee

Noun: (Not to be confused with a banal “Mandy”…among other things, two consecutive e’s are always better than one lonely y.)

The spelling of Mandee is said to come from a mishmash of words: the original one-deelight-deelicious-deevious- and deevoted. All the hottest dee words around come together without explanation with the more common and absolutely ordinary version “Mandy” to form “Mandee” the most fuckin’ boss chica around.

If she were a different creature, she would have similar characteristics to a manatee. She would be a nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless. But that’s where the similarities would end.

Tourist #1: “Wow!, is that a manatee?”
Oceanographer: “No!…No way, that effortless creature is way too beautiful to be a fat ugly manatee… that right there is a Mandee!”
Tourist #2: “Yeah….she must work out.”
Oceanographer: “They do, and they’re very smart too…but sadly, much like the manatee, “Mandee’s” also get fucked up by boats going way too fast”
Tourist #2: “Stupid boats”
Oceanographer: “Yep, it’s a real shame”
Tourist #1: “I mean c’mon, haven’t they heard of the phrase Festina lente

~ Mandee is the paragon of femininity!….and, any “Mandee” that, at this very moment, is reading their name on urban dictionary DUCK!!! THERES A FUCKIN’ BOAT COMIN’ WAY TOO FAST~

by adam abeyta May 8, 2008