by asdf_anya_asdf May 17, 2021
Get the Zayn Malikmug. A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.
by Doniya Malik June 24, 2012
Get the Zayn Malikmug. by Anonymous126537 January 6, 2023
Get the Eshal malikmug. by pringlesmascot April 17, 2022
Get the Fuck Malikmug. my husband. that’s all.
by zaynswife.com July 9, 2021
Get the Zayn Malikmug. Sexy, hot brown dude that goes to Ancaster High School. A girl a year younger than him is a little over obssessed with him. She wants to rishta that man but doesn't have the guts to. Good luck with your life, Shah Malik!
by brownpower05 May 26, 2014
Get the shah malikmug. He is a man who would love you till death. Sometimes he will feel down, but he needs his other significant person to be with him. To comfort him, to adore him, to love him for who he is. He wants to be loved
He has been broken way too many times, and he sees himself as a failure and a disappointment, full of insecurity, but if you look deeply into his eyes, he wants someone to be there for him to tell him everything will be okay. No one can understand him. No one can understand his silence. He is too unpredictable, and only one girl will love him till death, which is Nona.
She said, “Our silence is beautiful and peaceful.”
She waited for him for three years and loved him silently, and now she has made him hers.
She who accepts all of his flaws,
Who agrees with all of his madness,
Nevertheless, she loves him at his worst.
Because of everything that he went through, he deserves to be with someone who loves him unconditionally.
He has been broken way too many times, and he sees himself as a failure and a disappointment, full of insecurity, but if you look deeply into his eyes, he wants someone to be there for him to tell him everything will be okay. No one can understand him. No one can understand his silence. He is too unpredictable, and only one girl will love him till death, which is Nona.
She said, “Our silence is beautiful and peaceful.”
She waited for him for three years and loved him silently, and now she has made him hers.
She who accepts all of his flaws,
Who agrees with all of his madness,
Nevertheless, she loves him at his worst.
Because of everything that he went through, he deserves to be with someone who loves him unconditionally.
Her: In another life, I will be your girl
*6 years later*
Malik: Do you want to go on a cruise with me?
Her: Really? I MEAN, YES?!
*Now Malik got himself a clingy girlfriend*
Now she call him “Malik is Alulu” forever
*6 years later*
Malik: Do you want to go on a cruise with me?
Her: Really? I MEAN, YES?!
*Now Malik got himself a clingy girlfriend*
Now she call him “Malik is Alulu” forever
by Obsessed with him March 5, 2023
Get the Malik is Alulumug.