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The Male Code

Defined by Jerry Seinfeld, in the episode "The Stranded": "All plans between men are tentative. If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman, it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life."
Elaine: Oh great, oh, this is great. How could you let him take the car?
Jerry: There's nothing I could do, it's part of Code.

Monologue:…This is the male code. And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are, I mean, most of the time when they scrub a space shuttle mission it's because one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad. They hold that countdown. He's leaning against the rocket talking to her, "So listen, when I get back what do you say we get together for some Tang?"
by Ulmanor January 1, 2012
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M male

There could be only one M male. The M male is usually referred to the sexiest man alive.
Girl 1: -Matyas is an M male.

Girl 2: -Ye
by Kipcsak July 17, 2021
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Bitch made male

Used primarily as a gender-based slur against males that display weakness, softness, fear, or girlish/effeminate behaviors; a male that refuses to stand up and take responsibility for his actions like a man. Generally a male that exhibits behaviors, opinions, words or actions not normally associated with strong men such as nagging, whining, pleading, begging, blaming others for his failures or lackings. Prone to attempt to justify the bitch in him by saying things like "but women do it too!" or "but what about what women do!"
After a breakup the bitch made male is still whining and crying on You Tube about how ALL women don't want a "good man" like him years later.
by Debsterism July 3, 2012
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Brogle Male

The ultimate being, one above all, an absolute sex machine.
"Ayooo is that God?!?!"
"No. Thats a Brogle Male. *shits pants intensively*
by Shrigma Male October 12, 2021
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Malakhi

Malakhi is very tall and handsome .He is the best person you’ll ever meet . He’s so goofy and such a good friend . When he has a crush he loves her so much . Malakhi is so loyal he cares about his friends so much . He’s very good at basketball . He’s rarely on Snapchat and he’s very responsible. When he likes you he’s shy to talk to you but when you look sad he’s worried for you .
Random malakhi lover: omg malakhi is sooo hot !!
Me: I know he likes me ;)
by Baddie714 April 16, 2019
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Malaki

The type of guy that makes you smile without trying. He also has a big fat cock.
Damnnn Malaki has a big cock
by savvey9 October 9, 2021
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aubrey male

A legend. Usually has 6 or 7 crushes on him. He is always smooth with his words and h loves to have fun
That Aubrey male is so dreamy
by Addsgsggsgd November 29, 2017
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