drives to the mailbox 

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

drives to the mailbox by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and goon.

I could do with a bit of Sex on a Mailbox!

Sex on a Mailbox by Jessica-Ann March 3, 2008

Head in the mailbox 

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.

"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."

Head in the mailbox by UrbanUm December 12, 2013

Badger in the mailbox 

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

Badger in the mailbox by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

Fart-in-your-mailbox 

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.

“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”

Fart-in-your-mailbox by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020

There's a Pipebomb in your Mailbox 

It means that 2 video game characters are dancing with a text box "There's a pipebomb in your mailbox" its also means that there is LITERALLY a pipebomb in your mailbox. You could use it for trolling someone like on discord, tiktok etc. Yeah, don't fall for someone who posted 2 video game characters dancing on you like they're basically taunting you.

Me: "damn.. i actually wondered if something bad happens while i check the mail."

"There's a Pipebomb in your Mailbox"

Me: "OH SHI-"

Pipebomb exploded.

There's a Pipebomb in your Mailbox by peachyunc0l0 March 5, 2023

snake in the mailbox 

Darlton's codename for the third season finale of LOST. They likened this finale to when you get home and open your mailbox and you're like "WHOA!!" because there's a snake in it.

I can't wait to see the snake in the mailbox tomorrow night.

snake in the mailbox by Simon of the Desert June 10, 2007