lumping

(Gerund): sitting around not making good use of the oxygen you are breathing. Generally accompanied by mindless viewing of the glowing picture box and intermittent loss of consciousness.

After the football game, we enjoyed lumping on the couch.

by Lampy September 16, 2005

Lumptee Dump

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.

Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!

by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

lumpatous

Snobby mean not nice

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO SO LUMPATOUS JEPSON!

by CLUMBSY LEMMONS November 15, 2019

LumaDooma

A girthy bulbous round penis resembling the shape of a Luma from Super Mario Galaxy. Not to be confused with the more rectangular cousin, the chode

Brett: yooo, I heard the new guy on the team has a huge LumaDooma
Trent: Brah, no kidding! let's hook him up with Cavernous Coochie Chloe

by Vark50 June 27, 2020

Pumpers Lump

The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking

Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

bugger lump

A small to medium size amount of fecal matter that exits a persons anus during or after anal sex.

I was shocked to find shit on my foot after some adventurous sex, the Bugger Lump had been lurking on the carpet for some time but still felt slightly warm.

by Captain Kraig February 1, 2010

Pineapple Lumps

Fresh fruit only grown in New Zealand. Staple diet among the natives at schools. Good for breakfast lunch and tea bro!

I ate some pineapple lumps for breakfast, they were yum as!

by TheBmeister July 28, 2010