Courtney Loved

the act of getting drunk for important events.

Sally got Courtney Loved for graduation.

by kelli14 February 22, 2011

he loved his honey, but she loved money

it goes like this: a skanky golddigger of a woman finds someone (usually rich and/or famous), intoduces herself to him, they date and later they marry. She will usually bear the man's child, then leave him and file for divorce in order to get some of his moolah. In the 1984 song "Vice" (which appears on the 1985 Miami Vice soundtrack), Grandmaster Melle Mel describes a girl that some man adored who in the end was "another dirty old broad" and he goes on to say "he loved his honey, but she loved money".

Sir Paul McCartney met Heather Mills about a year after his first wife Linda McCartney died of breast cancer. She took advantage of the fact that his better half for a wonderful near-30 years of his life was dead and even though it was dumb and careless for Paul to fall for her despicable schemes, still, bad is bad and a golddigger is a golddigger. He loved his honey, but she loved money. Heather Mills is a greedy bloodsucking wench. I've seen it happen before to another musician in 1999.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2007

lonedawg

someone who is retarded

lonedawg is a total tard

by Robert J. Poontang July 18, 2003

Loed

Verb, means "soiling pants"

"yo, jimmy, whats up?"

"not much"

"dude"

"what"

"i just loed in my pants"

"NASTY"

"... did you get an ipad yet?"

"naw, dude. not yet. not yet."

by Ellie and Ty April 25, 2010

logevity

The time it takes to flush away a persistent stool/turd.

"Where ya been, dawg? You missed dessert."
"Couldn't leave the mensroom, man. All the air in those puffed wheat Cheeso's have given my shits some real logevity. Damn took nearly three flushes."
"Nice. Think I'll pass on that chocolate mousse..."

by dickyboy April 6, 2006

lobed

The constant flicking and rubbing of the ear. A casual lobe psses off the normal pedestrian.

Helt: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Spag wanna get lobed?
Spag: Doode! Helt! Faggot!

Johnson: Awww losmobile wanna get lobed?

by Ballpark May 22, 2008

Lodged Rabbit

Like when you do a poo and it brushes ur bumhole pubes and it feels like the poo is covered in hair. and then it gets stuck almost at the brim of the rim of the hole.

OOOOW a Lodged Rabbit it burns

by HaRRisO Baaaallaaa MaDe ThiS April 30, 2010