lording

Piss on a bitch weave and then tweet about it 'cause das savage

I'm lording on bitches that ain't sending nudes, ya feel?

by slutlord I'm lordinn' May 19, 2014

Lording Out

When one "lords" out.

I was totally lording out playing mario kart!

by JoeyWeggoMyEggo January 3, 2011

Problem loading page

The Firefox version of Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage, which means that it is the most annoying page you'll ever see while using Mozilla Firefox.

Typing in www.kayak.com...need to find a decent airfare...Problem loading page...WTF!?!?!

by NHRHS2010 June 20, 2011

full tilt lording

when one fucks shit up and does work

me and steve went full tilt lording when we put an arizona ice tea bottle in the laundry.

by notorious S.I.P. November 10, 2009

Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...

Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!

by JPnEB April 2, 2010

Ladding

Ladding is a new sport involving photography, which can be played by guys or girls. The aim is to take a photo of someone's crotch without them noticing. if you get a photo of someone's crotch facing you, that is a premium lad, a photo of someone's arse is an anal lad, and a photo of someone from the side is a sidal lad. To win a Ladding competition you must have a premium lad, and a good winner would be very zoomed in, or with a big bulge (for guys). The winner of a competition is called a 'Top Lad'

Person 1: Wanna do some Ladding?
Person 2: Look at this Premium Lad i got of Bob!
Person 3: Yeah, i got this one of Susie
Person 1: That's rubbish, it's only anal
Person 4: Look at this one of Brian, it's really zoomed in!
People 1,2&3: TOP LAD!

by JustAnInventorOfWords July 26, 2012

loading a musket

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale

Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place

by ProfessorBling July 20, 2017