Lockerboxing

When you're having sex with someone, you also shove your nuts in them.

"No, I couldn't punch my son in the face- I didn't think it would be fair to him. So instead, we went in the backyard and lockerboxed." -Chad Daniels

Sorry. Had to make this real. Lockerboxing is actually: Helmet boxing or Locker Boxing (also called a "Cage Rage," "Buckets," "Helmet fight" or "Helmets and Gloves") is a game played by primarily teenage hockey or lacrosse players in their dressing rooms, basements, or locker rooms. ... There is false sense of security among teens that face and head are protected.

by quin.lily November 1, 2019

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

The most badass line uttered by Rorschach from the movie "Watchmen."

Rorschach (In prison): I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

by movie fanatic August 3, 2009

Lockblock

When one person prematurely trys to open the passenger door on a vehicle while the driver simultaneously trys to unlock the door, causing it to relock and keep the passenger outside.

"Hey man let me in the car already, it's cold out here!"

"I've been trying to, but you've lockblocked me like 5 times in a row now!"

by Stytches June 9, 2005

locker blocker

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009

Locked In

A promise to your self or someone about being loyal.

We locked in for life !

by dapettyprincess April 13, 2020

Heat locker

Seriously vile fart in an enclosed space.

You and four friends in an economy car. You drop ass. Welcome to the heat locker!

by HoffmanSTL September 20, 2011

lane lock

When two or more traffic lanes are occupied by cars traveling next to each other at the same speed, preventing any possibility of passing.

Guy 1: "Bro, I got lane locked on the way to work and missed half the morning meeting! They just wouldn't move!"
Guy 2: "Lame, bro. Why doesn't anyone understand if they aren't going faster than traffic on their right, they should just move the fuck over?"

by theastutebro March 12, 2017