LOTIAL

Acronym for "Laughing On The Inside A Little".

Used when texting with someone and they say something that just makes you chuckle inside - but just a little bit.

Use when LOL or ROTFLOL or even LOTI are too extreme for the level of amusement you are experiencing.

Can also be used to show a bit of sarcasm when you know the person wants you to laugh at what they said.

Someone texts you something that is mildly amusing, you reply LOTIAL

by TextMaster November 28, 2013

Lotian

Its was supposed to be lotion but someone spelled it wrong so now we're making fun of them

Me: I'll bring tissues

User:I'll bring the lotian

FHD
LOTION
UYFC

by Hissing June 20, 2019

lotion

Its lotion the fuck

Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck

by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020

Fridge looting

When you are so hungry, that you can eat a horse.

Yesterday night I started fridge looting, cause I was starving.

by Reap_enko September 6, 2022

Laotian Breakfast

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.

“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”

by Brown Lightning June 18, 2019

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008