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hedge lecture

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.
1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.
by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010
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Wooden lettus grabber

A wooden thing that grabs lettus and often breaks with excessive force.
I broke the wooden lettus grabber
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Emo-lectual

A person who is defined by their outer appearance and inner knowledge.

Emo-lectual is a person that is usually seen with tight pants, an appearance that is a cross between grunge punk and emo. Usually seen with face tattoos.

Can be described as a tall man with a dapper appearance. A legendary unicorn with a very unique personality indeed. Usually spotted with or without glasses.

This man will casually throw big words because he has a vast vocabulary. These types of individuals will look smart even when not speaking.

Emo-lectual females can have similar traits such as big vocabularies but are usually shy. They can be seen with or without glasses. They appear to be demure but will challenge you in a friendly debate any time of the week.
"Look at that hot guy with glasses and tattoos he looks smart and talks well too he's a real emo-lectual." 💘
by Xobunni March 26, 2021
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Scottish lecture

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.
by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022
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The Lecturer

A mans who knows it all. Gives out knowledge to kids in need of a beating such as Mac and Crack Cheese.
The Lecturer came in my room and yelled at me to buy a truck and a lawn mower.
by The real Trump jr November 4, 2022
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liberal lecture

when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”
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anal lecture

Act of spreading ones sphincter and yelling sentences into the sphincter
Rob was bad so I gave him an anal lecture
by Scammin September 2, 2023
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