leaving me

my dad

person 1: hows your day going?
person 2: my dad went shopping for E-Cigs so hes leaving me

by Issaquah12 February 28, 2019

Front Leaning Rest Position

What the U.S. Army calls the "push up". Why in the hell cant they call it the push up like every body else in the English speaking world.

Drill Sergeant: Why are you late private?

Private : Well Drill Sergea

Drill Sergeant: (Cuts the Private off mid-sentence) I didn’t ask for any lip Private, Front Leaning Rest Position move!

by I got you back July 13, 2009

leaking

when a girl is horny and leaks vaginal fluid

she leaking she soakig wet
she so horny she leaking

by latasha June 26, 2004

Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.

After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.

by Pete North February 3, 2005

learing

v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman without their knowledge.

Dude, stop learing at my moms tits.

by MisterSTX May 28, 2013

Leafing

Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.

Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'

by i'moutatoiletpaypa June 15, 2011

Leaking the Lizard

the act of taking a piss or urinating in the restroom or designated area.

Hey Jon, I am leaking the lizard.

by Mysterystudent November 5, 2010