LASER

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

laser focused

To be so intensely focused to be as centered as a laser beam; to be dead-on balls accurate. To be so accurately centered on target that you can't miss."

" Dude, I was so laser focused, that I couldn' t miss when I scored the winning basket at last night's basketball game!"

by Teara Nikol February 5, 2016

celebratory african laser light show

the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.

shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

Laser

It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.

Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.

Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.

Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.

Pilar and David: Shotgun!

Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.

Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.

Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.

Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.

by rawrkadi September 12, 2010

Lease

Lease is just a way of life. When someone says something that just makes you cringe. When someone makes a bad joke; when something is not funny. You make this face :|

"Why did the Chicken cross the road" ME: LEASE

by LEASELEASE September 23, 2020

Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

by Hellpablo June 15, 2020

Laser-Ham

Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.

Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021